by Amy Castor and David Gerard
why is SBF like this? because he’s a rationalist.
Probably someone not reading an EULA has led to the death of them and everyone they love at least once
by Amy Castor and David Gerard
it’s been a month, but we’re very happy with this one
do you agree to the terms of the GNU General Public License version 3? think very carefully
Crypto collapse: Fortress custody hack, Binance stonewalls SEC, FTX to dump its crypto, Genesis sues DCG, New York restricts crypto listings
by Amy Castor and David Gerard
- Fortress Custody fails to do its one job
- Binance takes the piss
- FTX to drain crypto of precious actual money US dollars
- Celsius’ Mashinsky and Goldstein are very silly
- Genesis sues its owner
- 11,196 years in jail for Turkish crypto crook
- New York versus Web3 securities fraud
- and more!
by Amy Castor and David Gerard
- It’s time for another AI winter — this time on the venture capitalists’ credit cards
- AI is made of people
- The LLM is for spam
- The technology is running out of steam
- The technology often just doesn’t work
- And to finish, some bitcoin!
/r/wormfanfic has completely and utterly forgotten the word 'protagonist', even 'character'. they only use the word 'taylor'
by Amy Castor and David Gerard
- Tether has yet another dubious banker
- Everybody still hates Binance
- Nobody uses Paypal’s PYUSD
- Avi Eisenberg hits an unfortunate stereotype of coiners
- Sam Bankman-Fried is outraged the government wants to use evidence against him
- Bitcoin is a tire fire - literally
i’ve suffered for my art, now it’s your turn.
by Amy Castor and David Gerard
- Tornado Cash founders charged with money laundering and sanctions busting
- Federal Reserve has Farmington Bank taken out front and shot
- Prime Trust not only lost its wallet keys, it was gambling on Terra-Luna
- Binance, Sam Bankman-Fried and all sorts of other great guys
by Amy Castor and David Gerard
- Sam Bankman-Fried is back in a cell.
- The SEC asks permission to appeal the very dumb and bad Ripple ruling.
- Prime Trust files for Chapter 11.
- Who owns TrueUSD, who’s suing who.
- Worldcoin falls afoul of data protection.
- Richard Heart’s Hex falls to the SEC.
- Another US bank fails — but it’s okay, it was just scammed!
we also highly recommend Kai Lentit’s visit to Web3 Berlin
all this talk about worm merch but can you imagine actually wearing any. i would need either to adopt a patrick batemanesque coating of glib irony, or else walk around with the embarrassment level of someone with a vibrator up their ass. oh the symbol on my shirt? it's uh, a uh, so there's this girl, tampon locker, she controls bugs, she has to fight, he's sort of like dr. manhattan but gold. i'd rather be cherish i s2g.
You're a coward and a loser. Everyone time someone asks me what the symbol on my shirt meant I'd force them to open parahumans.net in front of me and start reading. I'd be placing Bonesaw fumos in every possible location at work until the CEO has to personally tell me to stop. My linkedin picture will be me posing in my full Siberian cosplay. I'll get a vicky fighting taylor tattoo on my neck